Ordered navy for both. The print is thick and clean, not that thin cracked look. Washed several times already and it's held up perfectly.
Rosa V.February 3, 2026
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The Grumpy One Bundle
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Buttery Soft Cotton
Retirement Rule #1: never wake the grumpy one. One shirt states the rule. The other one identifies the grumpy one. Everyone in the family already knows which is which.
Why You'll Love Them
- The setup and the punchline, worn by two people at the same time it only works as a pair.
- Made for slow mornings, late coffee, and politely ignoring anyone before 9am.
- Buttery soft cotton with a bold print that stays crisp through the laundry pile.
What's Included
- 1 × Retirement Rule #1: Never Wake The Grumpy One tee
- 1 × The Grumpy One tee
- Multiple colours and sizes, mix & match freely
Today's Special Offer
Buy the pair together and the bundle discount comes off automatically at checkout - you save $21 on the matching set.
Loved by happy customers
4.9 · based on 178 reviews
My husband retired in November and has since become extremely committed to not being spoken to before coffee. I wear the rule, he wears the grumpy.
Michelle D.March 15, 2026
Got my parents this set for Christmas and my mum immediately handed the 'The Grumpy One' to my dad. No appeal was permitted. Shirt's comfortable though.
Alan P.February 24, 2026
Bought for my parents as a joke and now it's their standard weekend outfit. Dad is genuinely proud of it. Sizing ran true, 2XL fit him well.
Craig B.January 18, 2026
Best reaction I've ever gotten from a gift. My mother-in-law read the rule shirt out loud and then just pointed at my father-in-law. Arrived in four days.
Sam T.December 27, 2025
Very soft, not stiff at all out of the packet. We wore them to a bbq this week and three people asked where we got them from.
Denise K.December 5, 2025